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Your President uses it,
so let your kids use it.

 
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 If you wish to have your child become president. Start buttering their bread with dumbbutter, then when they reach forty they should be smart enough to become president.

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Dad can I get some dumbbutter ?

  Dumb Butter ie: dumbbutter

Purchase a load of dumbbutter, it will last a lifetime if you use it correctly.
It tastes much better than rancid Peanut Butter.
It can be used on burns and cuts, it may not make your burn or cut feel or heal any better, but you can still use it.

The cost should be insignificant, ... get it because your President uses it.
Then give it to your children.
They will love you for it.